"You're a horndog." - Scott (about Oliver), 8/14/01
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"i can use a drink about now." - Dave, 8/14/01
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"The meal plan whores are dining right now." - Steven, 8/14/01
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"why the fuck are we taking a truck<br>
when a buick would be so much nicer<br>
because they are dumb<br>
my dad should get off his bumb<br>
because packing this myself is going to suck" - John, 8/15/01
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"mental note:<br>
never drink SOBE right after you brush your teeth. ::shiver::" - Beets, 8/15/01
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"I'd take my life to end the pain, but it would negate the entire reason for having braces in the first place..." - Oliver, 8/14/01
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"According to JeeeeEEEeEEEEeeeeEssamin, the average girl is a callous slut. Scott called me a callous slut last night. Therefore, I'm the average girl. Q.E.D. [little square] //" - Sean, 8/5/01
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"Well, I suppose today is as good a day as any to begin my journal." - JJ, 11/15/98
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"Katharine's boyfriend was wearing one of her dad's hats, and somehow or another a condom ended up on a fish head that was on the hat. Katharine trying to keep him from talking about it and trying to stop her parents from seeing provided some pretty memorable scenes." - JJ, 8/15/98
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"At lunch, Beth's Coke exploded. You gotta see the special man! Let 'er have it!" - Scott, 12/2/1998
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"I'm too excited for words! Yippeee!" - Patrice, 8/11/01
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"I'm at JJ's now! He's dressed in a blanket, some medals, and an olympic mascot thing (and his clothes, of course!) I've got some crazy video footage for you, Jess! Wheeee!" - Patrice, 8/9/01
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"Oh, the Fun that Happens when Plans Go to Shit!" - Patrice, 8/8/01
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"It hit me today that =) is a much better smiley face than :)" - Patrice, 7/26/01
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"dah i need to become unpissed. " - Beets, 8/13/01
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"boys.... the most confusing of all species, and we are made to mate with them??????" - Erica, 2/28/01
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"There's nothing like a bunch of close friends getting drunk together" - Erica, 3/24/01
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"no time for shaving....let alone deodorant" - Erica, 5/6/01
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"to bad she's not a boy...I would marry her in a heartbeat. Good thing she's not or I would have to put some "appropriate" clothes on." - Erica, 6/15/01
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"We decided to go to "Analyze This" (an R-rated movie) so that we could sneak into "Cruel Intentions" (another R-rated movie). Logic doesn't apply here." - Sean, 3/16/99
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"I think the best part was seeing Steve although I am unsure why." - Erica, 7/2/2001
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"Today was St. Patrick's Day. I wore green, but thinking it over, I wear about five shirts at all, and four of them are green." - Sean, 3/17/99
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"Sean keeps breaking the collegecam. JJ lost his mind. It's business as usual." - Scott, 08/16/2001
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"jeez despite my mature age of 18 and my womanly hips and breasts...i still feel very much a child." - Nancy, 6/16/01
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"Erica is beutiful, i woke up today and she was laying beside me NAKED...no not really she told me to write that." - Nancy, 1/13/01
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"i contemplate life...i've concluded that I NEED A SPICY CAJUN! that is all" - Nancy, 12/16/00
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"man, am i tierd of whores? yes i am!" - Nancy, 12/15/00
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"i have a live journal now...love me please" - Nancy, 12/13/00
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"So basically, my stylist told me that I was on a higher level than the brunt of the human race." - John, 8/14/01
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"I still don't think I have grasped the concept that I am going to college yet." - John, 8/9/01
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"What the hell is wrong with the male populous these days? What happened to being noble and chivalrous? What happened to giving your lady comfort, confidence, and reassurance? ARRRRGHHH!!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO MORALS? I am not talking about those petty things that people impose on themselves just to fit in the lemming crowd. I am talking about those things that you feel you must do because it is what feels right and just. " - John, 8/5/01
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"I don't know why people either know they have something beautiful and give it up, or have something fickle and make it something more. " - John, 7/26/01
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"After I finally drifted off to sleep lsat night, I awoke this morning to find a brand new, shiny future." - John, 7/24/01
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"Why the hell am I up this early!?" - Steven, 7/21/01
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"My sarcasm got me in trouble with erica, even though I'm just "a sarcastic bastard"... " - Steve, 7/21/01
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"There is always music in my head, but tonite it went from a clamor to a symphony." - John, 7/19/01
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"I can't believe what absolute morons most guys are. All they do is abuse anything that is good. " - John, 7/14/01
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"*dizzy from boredom*, *falls over from dizziness*, *dies (of boredom)*." - Steven, 7/11/01
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"My day at work is almost done. It is quite amazing how time consuming shredding paper can be." - John, 7/9/01
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"You know, it really is a curse to know what is going on and how people are thinking most of the time. I always seem to know what is behind people's eyes. I hate that. Sometimes it is hard to see what you don't want to see. " - John, 7/9/01
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"Where to begin? I need to shave. I always need to shave. " - John, 7/5/01
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"No kidding. Swingers on the Gulf Coast. Maybe Mississippi isn't as boring as originally projected. " - John, 6/28/01
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"I mean, if I can't get anything perfect now, why can't it at least be perfect to me in retrospect?" - Sean, 7/5/01
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"My diploma is just sort of thrown on my computer desk. What do people do with those things? I mean, I'd frame it or something, but it's in that decorative (heh) cover and stuff and doesn't lend itself to anything but storage in a shoebox. Hey, there's an idea..." - Sean, 5/25/01
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"I've learned things about myself and others that I don't remember knowing in the first place. " - Sean, 3/20/01
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"I refuse to shave my feet. If I had a camera, I would take a picture of my unshaven feet as a protest. " - Sean, 5/9/00
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"I've decided I don't want a girlfriend as much as I thought I did. They seem to cause a lot of problems, especially when they don't even exist yet. " - Sean, 5/13/00
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"There are certain people I thought I knew that I know nothing about. " - Sean, 5/22/00
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"For future reference: It's my head that is shaped like a helmet; my hair just follows suit. " - Sean, 5/23/00
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"Tonight was probablly one of hte most exciting nights I have had in at least the past 86 400 seconds. " - Jimmy, 3/17/01
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"I've decided that all the clerks of the world are out to get me, but I've made it my mission to befriend all of them. " - Jimmy, 3/17/01
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"Heh, on a brighter note I literally scared the piss out of my rat today. " - Jenn, 8/14/01
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"I began to relaize that the sterotypical woman exists when a woman has grown up. At least in my opinion. If a woman has grown up she has officially become the sterotypical woman... A half-baked theory by Jenn..." - Jenn, 7/17/01
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"I hate lazy co-workers... I hate ignorant people... I hate hating people..." - Jenn, 6/16/01
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"What in the name of SPAM does that mean?? I don't get it.." - Jenn, 5/16/01
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"As I was eating my Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch, the last 9 or so pieces formed the Big Dipper in my bowl! " - AJ, 8/6/01
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"Any loser chick want to be with me b/c it beats being alone?" - AJ, 8/6/01
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"Let's be thankful for what is, and not sad over what could have been." - AJ, 7/26/01
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"JJ and I believe that it would be funny if a manager told some kid that he had a job, but when the kid showed up; the manager acted as if he didn't know him. " - AJ, 7/21/01
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"I hope that JJ recovers. He scares me when he's doped up on cleaners." - AJ, 7/21/01
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"I finished 700th in a girl's ranking of sexy guys in LBHS. The downer is that there are only about 600 guys that go to school. So in addition to being beat out by that kid in the bubble, the cross eyed kid, the schizophrenic, the cross dresser, the gay guys, and that guy who was born a girl, I also got beat by 100 girls. I know the lesbians had input, but fuck, even the straight chicks picked women over me. Talk about a blow to the ego. Ah, high school." - AJ, 7/5/01
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"why cant i just go to sleep for 46 days... ahhh...life would be great" - Lisa, 7/2/01
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"Life needs heavy-duty cough syrup..." - Jess, 8/1/01
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"I hate disclaimers...it's like apologizing for the way you are..." - Jess, 7/23/01
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"My mom said I should cover my mouth when I burp and to stop making myself "look like a slut"" - Jess, 6/27/01
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"Misty's not a lesbian...she's anti-crotch.... Personally, I don't think penises are all that terribly disgusting opon consideration of a females' crotch..." - Jess, 6/27/01
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"as long as a person exists in sane mind (and possibly in an insane one) he will always have something to complain about. " - Jess, 6/3/01
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"Do you ever have those moments when you realize you have just lived a metaphor?" - Jess, 5/17/01
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"I enjoyed myself, there was like 30 or 40 minutes in which I didn't because I thought too much, but once I stopped thinking I was fine. " - Steven, 7/22/01
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"Livejournal seems to have lost its fucking mind. " - Scott, 7/28/01
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"Sorry this entry isn't worth the bandwidth used to download it. Most of them are not. Someday I'll write something that's worth it. I mean it." - Scott, 7/28/01
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"Sooner or later I'm going to have to face the fact that I need to clean my room. " - Scott, 7/9/01
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"I'm getting pretty tired of sex. I mean, not that I'm getting any, but maybe that's why it bugs me when it causes so many problems." - Scott, 6/30/01
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"A leading cause of breast cancer is a woman's breasts being squished together, nudged, or hit. I thought me poking a ladies breasts was all good fun, but obviously, I've got to find myself a new hobby." - JJ, 11/16/98
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"Did Jimmy die or what? I'm beginning to wonder if he wasn't just a figment of my healthy mind's imagination." - JJ, 11/28/98
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"The biggest news story of the day was the rumor going around school that Scott was all over Sarah and yelling something about orgies." - JJ, 12/7/98
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"Thank the lord Jimmy was there to entertain us. He danced around and pretended to be a spy for a while. And then John's dad raped him." - JJ, 12/13/98
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"It's almost like I've taken a major step in growing up. Yes, definately more grown up- I can act more immature than ever!" - JJ, 1/17/99
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"First there was a UPS truck being towed down the road. Now that's over night delivery against all odds if I've ever seen it. Secondly, I was playing the harmonica, and someone from the back of the bus yelled, "Turn down the volume!" That was a pretty good compliment, if you ask me! The whole bus was rolling." - JJ, 3/29/99
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"Yeeeha Mardi Gras." - JJ, 3/29/99
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"I have a dream, that one day the people in our clique can not make fun of one person, and still have something to talk about. " - JJ, 4/2/99
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"Embarrasment is the #1 thing my friends must not have." - JJ, 7/15/99
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"In CISCO I did physics. In Physics I did physics." - JJ, 9/19/99
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"He had a way of making all that time in between the time you actually had the most fun. Screw being able to drive and having money. You gave Jimmy an empty house and a sock puppet, and he could make that fun. It was about living the moment, not waiting for the next moment. Each moment you were living right then and there, and having the most fun you could possibly be having. " - JJ, 10/14/99
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"Sure, the journal may piss some people off but 92.3% of the time it's pure honesty.  That's something you have to appreciate." - Steven, 11/15/99
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"Remember to always wear matching socks and clean underwear, sleep on your back so you won't drool on your pillow, don't drink liquids 2 hours before bedtime and never allow other people to use your mascara or lipstick." - Mrs. Dudenbostel, 11/15/99
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"Boy, I've been looking at some old pictures and it looked like alot of fun having real friends! I can't even imagine how great that was. Wait, yeah I can." - Steven, 9/7/01
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"Golly, I hate pop music!" - Patrice, 9/7/01
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"i don't think he's bf materal...i mean hell he's MY age" - Nancy, 9/7/01
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"My art teacher before he moved here: "What's Starkville like?"
Student from starkville: "It's not hell, but you can see it from there."" - Steve, 9/4/01
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"I didn't even recognize my girlfriend of one year and eight months in passing her on the street. " - JJ, 9/4/01
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"Did we ever land on the moon? I think not!" - Patrice, 7/4/01
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"SCREW ALCOHOL, DRUGS, ETC...JUST GIVE ME ROCK AND ROLL!" - Patrice, 9/2/01
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"I'm not dead. " - Oliver, 8/31/01
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"Last night I cleared all the junk off my bed so I would have room to sleep without breaking my foot again, and it's already starting to accumulate again. I'm a slob." - Scott, 11/10/01
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"But what is home? Close your eyes and you can still see it all. You can walk it without even looking. You know all the smells, and the sounds floating around. It's where everything is just where it's supposed to be." - JJ, 11/09/01
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"It's like I've trained my brain to just act like I'm drunk with alcohol or not. Crazy idea?" - Steve, 11/01/01
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"no im sorry, but i will not date you, i am the embodiment of pure evil, ill only use sex to manipulate you, also im a notorious alcoholic, im known to associate with hooligans, punks, rebels, and other shady persons, and im sure your mother wont appreciate the disrespectfull ungentlmannly joints ive been known to congregate at" - Dave, 10/29/01
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"I only have 139 mp3s. I should probably download more." - Beets, 10/29/01
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"What's really bad is when you start quoting people and thinking you're saying something original." - Scott, 10/27/01
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"Katharine told me about a dream she had where I took crack and that explained why I was so weird. Then I drove a car really fast, threw a ball out of the window, turned the car around really fast and made her try to catch the ball. Every time she did we would kiss. Get this, I was even a good kisser." - JJ, 5/09/00
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"So mexico tipico gave me painkillers which was kinda nice of them but I wish they had told me first." - Steve, 1/21/02
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"You know... being warm, fuzzy, cuddly, and huggable... and alone... is about as useful as a mink coat is to a potato." - John, 1/18/02
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"Dr. Harris was calling the roll and said, "Jonatha--Scott--Jonathan! Why do I keep calling you Scott?" I said, "Well, it is my name," and she said, "I KNOW! But I never call you that!" Then she erased my name from the role and wrote Jonathan instead." - Scott, 1/16/02
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"ANTHRAX???!?!?!? whats that shit? oh yeah, i put that on my hamburger." - Dave, 1/15/02